The Prince Who Lost His Penis and Other Stories

Coming soon
A proclamation was read out in every corner of the land, in marketplaces, pulpits and taverns: If any man, woman or child can find the princes penis, he or she will receive a large chest containing gold goblets, pearl necklaces and loose gemstones heaped like sugar. The penis is uncircumcised, thought to be attractive, and of medium size, curving neither to right nor left. We do not know if it is flaccid or erect...
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The Prince Who Lost His Penis and Other Stories, a collection of fairytales by Robert Farrar, will be published soon by the newly-created publishing arm of maverick TV production company World of Wonder.
The seven stories are: The Prince Who Lost His Penis, Fido and the Wolf, The Vampire's New Mirror, The Emperor's Inner Child, The Violet-Seller and the Leprechaun, The Secret Passion of Squirrel Studkin, and Baby Bear and the Four Bowls Of Porridge.
The Secret Passion of Squirrel Studkin is published on this website as a sop to all those people to whom I promised that the book would be ready by last year.
I will read some extracts on You Tube when the book is published.
Please watch this space and/or the gay press for further details.
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